The Valley

Where the river is gentle, the women are free, and the men are… useful.

Seeking sisterhood, we welcome you to the valley

You have been ghosted. You have been “it’s not you, it’s me”-d. You have split the bill on a first date he suggested. Lay it down here, sister.

  1. RestNo one will explain anything to you, ever again.
  2. HarvestWe grow our own herbs. Mostly.
  3. RebirthBring a white linen dress.
A matron in a knitted shawl sits beneath hanging ribbons, looking up.
THE MATRONS RECEIVE / 35mm / 5:3

“I told the Matrons about my ex. They nodded slowly. That night, the whole valley sang. I have never felt so seen.”

— Matron Circe, formerly of a 4-year situationship

Application for the sisterhoodform s-1

Real talk: this page is a promo for our film. Anything you submit may be read by our team and shared, without your name, in posts about the film. Please don’t include full names or details that could identify you or anyone else.

By applying you agree to communal living, daily circle, and not asking what’s in the tea.

Men looking to join the divine

The valley has a sacred role reserved for men. A very important role. A role at the very center of the festival. You simply have to sign up.

  1. ChosenEvery applicant is accepted. Every one.
  2. HonoredPrivate, soundproof room provided.
  3. EternalYou will be part of the valley forever.
Shawn, close, half his face in shadow.
A RECENT APPLICANT / 35mm / 5:3

“Brother Dale signed up last spring. He is with the valley now.”

— The Matrons

Application to join the divineform d-1

Real talk: this is a joke for our film. Nobody is coming to get you. Please don’t type your real address; a made-up spooky spot is funnier anyway. Submissions may be read by our team and shared, without your name, in posts about the film.

Transportation provided (windowless). Please do not eat for 24 hours prior. The valley is not liable for anything, ever.